Basin Creek Retirement Village is a fictional community created for entertainment purposes –– but the smiles (and the merch) are very real.
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Straight from the Basin Creek Retirement Village gift shop.
The official “Someone You Can Count On” tee celebrates reliability, loyalty, and the power of basic math. Soft, sturdy, and perfect for game night, group walks, or gently reminding people you still got it.
Limited edition run – 100 shirts available
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight garment-dyed fabric for a lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Double-stitched hems — because dependability never goes out of style.
For residents, staff, and the ones you can count on.
Every purchase helps keep the lights on and the residents caffeinated ☕️
Basin Creek “Someone You Can Count On” Tee
$29.99
The official “Someone You Can Count On” tee celebrates reliability, loyalty, and the power of basic math. Soft, sturdy, and perfect for game night, group walks, or gently reminding people you still got it.
Limited edition run – 100 shirts available
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight garment-dyed fabric for a lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Double-stitched hems — because dependability never goes out of style.
For residents, staff, and the ones you can count on.
Every purchase helps keep the lights on and the residents caffeinated ☕️